Dialogue 1:
B: Hi, I'm wondering if there's anything that I can take to detox my body.
Me:What do you mean detox? Like.. a laxative to make you go?
B: No, not exactly. I'm trying to get in the army and so they need to do a blood test. Do you have anything that can clear marijuana?
Me: (upon asking my preceptor) Um, just drink lots of water.
Dialogue 2:
G: Hi, where are your epsom salts?
Me: Oh, they're just right here. *points to big bags of epsom salts*
G: Oh, do you have the ones in a small bottle? I usually put a bit of epsom salt in my water and drink it
Me: *confused look* Err... I can ask a merchandiser for you. But epsom salts are usually not for drinking.
Dialogue 3:
B: *man with thick thick incomprehensible accent* How mooch arrre you vi-taaaa-meeen D, won taw-zand you-neets? How meh-nee pills in the smallest bot-tel and wat iz dee price? (the tech gave the phone to me as she couldn't understand a word this man was saying)
Me: *after going out in the aisle* It's 2.99 and it contains 100 tablets.
B: 100 tablets? No smaller?
Me: No.
B *hangs up and doesn't even say bye*
Ugh, why didn't he just come in and take a look for himself! Geez -_-
Grrrrr... customers are soooo rude! I'm so glad I have a week left of work, then I get a little break before I start at my new store! Has anyone else found that they were picked on because they were an intern?
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