-For the love of all that is good: shower AND put on deodorant
-If that still doesn't work, keep your stinky armpits out of my face
-I know it's hot, but men who wear shorts that end up mid-thigh sitting down is NARSTY; I don't want to be touching your hairy legs
-Really, I don't want to know what you and Johnny had for dinner, or whether Jenny is being a snitch, or whether or not you want to get a Brazilian Wax
-If it's packed, put your backpack down, even if it's on your feet
-Your bags don't deserve a seat
-If someone's old or pregnant, offer your seat to them
-Let people off before you get on; things flow much faster that way
-LASTLY, SHOWER AND PUT ON DEODORANT!!!
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The shower and deodorant thing goes for the GO bus too.
Especially long trips.
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