It's sad but also quite comedic at some points. It's around a 5 minute audio clip, and if you don't want to listen to it, I'll summarize it for you. Basically there's an indian couple that had an arranged marriage in India and migrated to the States for a better future. This woman calls the radio station one day saying that she thinks her husband is cheating. She describes him as acting 'very american' and that he rarely makes love to her anymore. As well, her husband really likes Beyonce and would've jumped at the chance to ask her to go, but he hasn't even mentioned it. So the DJ calls the husband at work, and said that he was from the car dealership (the hubby recently bought a car), and said that he won tickets to the Beyonce concert.
The husband is really delighted and so the DJ asks him for the name of the other person he will be bringing, as well as a personalized message since they can place it on the concert ticket. (Meanwhile the wife is listening in on this). So he tells the DJ that he would like the 2nd ticket to go to Nikki with a personal message that says "Thank you for my bow-dai call" (booty call, or something along those lines). The DJ starts laughing his head off and the wife starts screaming "who the hell is Nikki?!"
The husband is confused out of his mind, asking the DJ "I think there's someone else on the line and it sounds like my wife." So they're yelling at each other on national radio. He tells her that "American women use the mouth. You do not use the mouth." Her reply was "We were not taught to use the mouth. You don't use your mouth either." This argument continues and he ends off by saying that he doesn't find her satisfying anymore, and that American women are open to having another woman in the man's life.
Man, if this is real, I hope she took all his money and left his sorry @$$. What a loser and horrible way to get caught cheating. Super super wrong!
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I have an even worse story that happened to a friend's friend;s friend to tell you! I don't know how much truth is in it though because the message has passed many people, hehe.
Hehe your picture is squished.
Man: "Well, you are on your 'periodical' 25% of the time!"
Woman: "Well...you are... on your stupid 100% of the time!"
...oh. snap.
I thought the most amusing part of the clip was that the guy seemed to be more concerned with how, technologically, the wife was able to interrupt the phone call, instead of how he had been found cheating on his wife on the radio.
And I think the message to Nykki was "You are my favourite Budha call." Like a pun...
Janet! *hugs* I didn't know you had another blog. This one is so cool. I love the layout, so dramatic and warm! The dark colors are gorgeous. Thanks for your condolences about Dan. I appreciate it very much. It's late now so I'll catch up on your blog later, but I can't wait to read your witty words. I hope that life is treating you well! Take care! See you around! ~ Jess
Nope, not yet, Janet!
The male voice you are hearing is that of a professional comedian and voiceover talent who also wrote the bit. He opens frequently for Russell Peters - Dan Nainan, Indian Comedian. You can find out more about him at www.nainan.com.
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