Saturday, March 3, 2007

Behold the Monstrosity!

Dear Friends, I have some hearbreaking news... upon eating my fruits today.... I discovered something truly blasphemous. The following image may be inappropriate and be quite disturbing. You HAVE been warned!!!


Came home this weekend, happy to see Willy and my Family :) My mom tells me she bought CHERRIES and that they're in the fridge... I open the fridge and I see two packs of strawberries... so I tell her of her mistake and that these are called strawberries. It doesn't matter to me since I like all '-berries'. Open up one pack of strawberries and this is what I see....




I've seen giant strawberries before, you know, the ones where it's 2 fused together; those are STILL okay to eat. However, I'm a bit iffy on this one... If you look at it closely, there's at least 4 fused together, and if they didn't pluck this one, the green one indicates that another one would be growing! My brother said 'mutant strawberries don't deserve to live!', and then he ate it. Actually, no he didn't, the mutant strawberry is in the fridge, waiting for a brave soul to devour it. Any takers? Just message me and I'll bring it to you =)

I think someone was studying too hard when they said 'It's a strawberry. One that underwent teratogenesis when it was being 'born'.

On another note, I miss Britney. I miss Britney w/ JT, Britney looking really hot. Like in this video.


9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did Gloria say that? LOL. I like Britney's old stuff too.

Tracy said...

Don't eat it....you might grow an extra arm the next day...so wrong that strawberry :(

Unknown said...

hehehehe.
i'd be scared of that strawberry too.

J3F said...

The vision of that 'strawberry'/monstrosity will haunt my days and nights from now until eternity.


Thanks.

Terri said...

I like it. It has character.

Unknown said...

Umm... not that I know anything bout this stuff, but I'd say that berry is decidely cancerous, def do not eat it :s

Anonymous said...

Ah, I remember that video. I LOVED You Drive Me Crazy (the movie). Yeah, OMFG what happened? Imagine back then you were watching this video and you said, "you know, years from now, she'll be bald."

Anonymous said...

AHAHAHA.
I did not realize my words would have such impact.

Yes, I went crazy today. Headache from lack of sleep might've done something to the neurons as well.

Anonymous said...

O.o.. Best.. strawberry ever. Thats one of those things you serve to your guests and watch them to see if they'll eat it because they're polite. AHAHAHAHA. On a totally off topic note.. i'm not coming over while that's in your fridge. >_>;